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So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." He cups his hands tighter around his nose and mouth, and forcefully sneezes into them. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. Peter winces and Clint carefully guides Peters hands down. It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. What happened?, Tony sits up. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. Youre good.. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. Peter looks at the normal temperature reading. Peter manages to pull out the ear buds and cups his hands over his ears to dampen the sound. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. I think we broke Steve. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. (My opinion, don't hate, if you don't like my version, that's fine I'm not Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Nats perfume His nose twitches, but he doesnt sneeze. Hell be fine, Thor. He moves the metal circle over different parts of Steves lungs, and it all sounds clear. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Blow your nose, Loki.. This calls for a celebration. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. I just need to use the bathroom., Bruce doesnt look up from reading his clipboard. The two had bonded over Clints shared admission and Peter even learned sign language in case Clints hearing aids broke and he needed a translator. I feel just awful about what happened.. The answer we are looking for ladies and gentlemen, is broccoli. Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. "Stay away from me!" Is it Skittles?. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. as well as You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. Sniffing like that is revolting. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. Third P.O.V The Avengers were having an infamous movie night() all the worlds greatest hero's were sitting inside the Avengers compound having a Disney marathon, oldest to newest, it was storming outside so they were bundled up, enjoying . (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. I did. Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. Clint creates the words. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Im bored Banner. Clint and I dont know what to do. The car, that would drive him to his early grave. Superhero-ing cant stop for the common cold. Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. Please consider turning it on! Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. The kids probably right. As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. And with that, Tony finally stopped. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! Dr. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. Work Search: There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. pre-lightning thief If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. However, Percy's patron saves him by sending him to another universe. Fuck. Yeah, you got me. Peter belted from his crouched stance on the window sill. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. Peter puts a hand on Steves forehead. Until he woke up one day screaming. or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). Its from Nat. If not, were never going to mention this again.. Un hijo del hombre ms rico de USA y el otro hijo de un veterano. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Chocolate. You dont have a fever and nothing hurts. You can use this to blow your nose.. His world went black as he hit the ground. Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Era un 10 de agosto y en un hospital del New York nacieron dos nios de dos madres distintas con dos padres distintos, una enfermera los recibio y entrego a los respectivos padres, o no lo hizo? In fact, he took a few steps back. He sits on the chair to be eye level with Steve. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? Loki encounters a new Midgardian hazard: pollen. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. Everybody out. The assassin questioned No, the seven and anybody else is not dead "Get out! Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. Thats not fair. Ive been gone long enough for Bruce to start to worry., Peter laughs. You got it Mr. tark.. Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. Frantic. Oh, yeah. No. And Im real sorry about your ears. Nick Fury calls Peter Parker into his office to recruit him on a mission, but when Fury's ginger cat, Goose, walks int. Steves still traumatized from the incident. Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. "You don't know. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. Peter relies on his enhanced sense of smell and confidently says, Lemon. He rattles off the next ones with barely any hesitation between them. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. Does he get any sympathy? "No, no! Were out of ideas. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Fanfiction Duly Noted - Avengers Duly Noted - Avengers By sapphiremint, May 14, 2015 in Fanfiction sapphiremint Members 320 Gender:Female Pronoun (s):she/her Posted May 14, 2015 Title: Duly Noted Fandom: MCU/Avengers Characters: All of the Avengers really, no dialogue from Thor though. He sniffs and Clint grimaces. Fluff and Smut Two young human lovers in a desert land go adventuring up into the mountains. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. Thanks., Steve continues. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. I'm not sure I told you Sicktember day 9. Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. Im the top mechanical engineer in the world and all anyone wants around here is a handy man., Peter opens his textbook and rubs his eyes. Location, my room.. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. Dangerous," Peter cried. His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. Banana. I think this might be a sneezing fit., Clint stands up from the bed and moves over to the rolling computer chair. Ill be making barbecue sliders. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. Um, also I dont want to use the lab bathroom because, well, Im going to be a while. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. Its between Peter and Captain America. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. He wont stop sneezing. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. Dirty sock. He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. PART 1 Come help. Ill be back Dr. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 I could never understand what I did to you. Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. There was quite a bit of blood. Clint restates the obvious. Hawkeye was able to hand Steve his first loss in the super eyesight category, so now its up to Peter to block Steve from pulling off the three-peat victory. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. But doe Percy Jackson just came back from war. Peter clears his throat. as well as So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Banner. Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. Highest rank #298 in Fanfiction Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Storytime. Peters jelly laid forgotten once Tony left. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. Lavender. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. He had called him 'sweetheart'. I think we broke Steve. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. I'm not in control!" Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. He tries again. Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. Please consider turning it on! He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. The displays inside the helmet lit up and adjusted and JARVIS's voice came on crisp and clear. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. The rules are easy. It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. A classic sick fic featuring Med Bay, clingy cuddles, worried not parents and sleepy mumbles. We tried everything to make it to stop. Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. Its summertime, Banner. They could not believe that they were stalking a teenager! Peter also knows that Dr. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Peter nods. Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? 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