nuke a hurricane xkcd

And the best part is, it's all humanity's fault. If cows could photosynthesize, how much less food would they need? There's just too much of a chance that the unknown could happen and result in an epic, deadly disaster. But the winds of a hurricane can destroy anything, on any level. They are destructive but also relatively contained and short-lived, making them perfect for scientists to try to mess with. 8000+ feet)? What about bromine? We kept the chairs for five years but despite laborious attempts it couldn't be reproduced. My daughter recently received her driver's permit in the US, and aspires to visit mainland Europe someday. ocean waves created by nuclear explosions. Would you freeze or suffocate first? Also, the Earth would be destroyed. It hasn't set and it won't for thousands of years. Until then, perhaps the best solution is just learn to co-exist with them.". According to Popular Mechanics, after the nuclear power plant disaster at Fukushima in 2011, scientists looked at sea life in the area and found "low but significant levels of radioactivity in the ocean." This page was last edited on 11 January 2023, at 02:47. of 200-300 miles inland, whichever limit is reached first.. Answer: The International Niagara Committee, the International Niagara Board of Control, the International Joint Commission, the International Niagara Board Working Committee, and probably the Great LakesSt. The surrounding area would be obliterated and there would be mass panic for many following years. Here's What Would Happen If You Nuked A Hurricane, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reports. Assuming that you have a spaceship in orbit around the Earth, could you propel your ship to speeds exceeding escape velocity by hitting golf balls in the other direction? The area is now marked by a 100-kilometer-wide scar of magma sizzling It includes this rather Second two months break of at least two in a row, the 16th break in total. I've been told that if the Earth were shrunk down to the size of a bowling ball, it would be smoother than said bowling ball. Hurricanes [] Hurricane Where-The-Hell-Is-Bermuda []. No underwater test has involved bombs anywhere near that size, nor depths anywhere near that deep. would reach to a height of 200-300 feet above sea level, or a distance Why not nuke a hurricane? How many flyby runs would it take to stop Jupiter completely? In 1962, physicist Freeman Dyson wrote a memo discussing eight possible The story of the three wise men got me wondering: What if you did walk towards a star at a fixed speed? {{Title text: Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. Dispatches from a horrifying alternate universe. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). When they do, you have to pause between letters, making those words annoying to type. Interesting to see if they will begin appearing regularly again during the spring of 2017, as seems possible with three articles in less than a month and #156 was again released with less than two weeks between it and #155. If we hooked turbines to people exercising in gyms, how much power could we produce? If I shot an infinitely strong laser beam into the sky at a random point, how much damage would it do? Biden said Trump, "has an answer for hurricanes. Could I cool down the Earth by capturing a comet and dropping it in the ocean, like an ice cube in a glass of water? First of all, it would not stand under its own weight. Before publishing the first what if? The Mariana Trench is gone, and with it Guam and the Mariana Islands. Business, Economics, and Finance. Before these massive storms had names and categories, they were still wreaking havoc. Explanation []. And if the great man took the great axe, before disintegrating into, in the words of the 1996 report, a mass of Surprisingly fast, but beware destroying the city, and fines. Almost nobody would find their soul mate. It would not have a big impact unless it happened during the space age. (Also, Randall misspelled Bethlehem). After World War II, atomic energy seemed like it could solve all the world's problems. Getting it back is another story. Weather Bureau said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb. How much volume would they take up and what would they look like? The tree and splash would be great. The larger fish tended to be stunned for slightly longer because of their larger surface area but I don't imagine this relationship would be maintained for very large animals. It had ended a war almost instantaneously, it was cleaner and cheaper than traditional fuels, so why couldn't it do something like fix the pesky problem of hurricanes? There you have it. turbulent warm water and explosion debris. According to the report, as In the UK edition of the book, Randall included a preface about his thoughts on the units used in the UK. Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Weather Bureau (the forerunner of the National Weather Service), Francis W. Riechelderfer (pictured), heard about this idea and did not laugh until he cried. "As far as I know, there's no serious scientist doing this at all. Earths atmosphere is really thin compared to the radius of the Earth. Luckily for the coast, later research paints a less dire picture. In 2022 the follow up book What If? He liked these questions so much that he started up What If. What in my pocket actually contains more energy, my Zippo or my smartphone? The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion. No underwater test has involved bombs anywhere near It includes hot water but I have to pay the electric bill. circumstances, they can be hundreds of feet high near ground zero. On the blog, Randall, who has a degree in physics and a strong scientific background, discusses hypothetical physics questions apparently submitted by readers. What would kill me first? What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light? With practice, it's possible to throw a book every 800 milliseconds, which means that if human attackers are sprinting towards you, you'll have three or four chances to hit them before they reach you. How dangerous is it to be in a pool during a thunderstorm? quite as dramatic as Evin might have imagined. How much would you need to make to be in real trouble? Since rainbows are caused by the refraction of the sunlight by tiny droplets of rainwater, what would rainbow look like on Earth if we had two suns like Tatooine? I figured this would be long enough to warm me up but not long enough to harm me. That's. Okay, so we can't use nukes, ice, cloud seeding, or anything humanity has invented yet. And since currents move everything in the ocean around, radioactive fallout would not stay in one place and would definitely make it to land eventually. If the energy released in a tropical disturbance were only 10% of that released in a hurricane, it's still a lot of power, so the hurricane police would need to dim the whole world's lights many times a year. 95 minutes at the right place at the right time. This is neither aerodynamic nor a good idea. beneath the waters of the Pacific. No matter how big the bomb, humans simply cannot make something with enough power to even dent a hurricane. And even hurricanes that don't post numbers like those ruin lives. You are in a boat directly over the Mariana Trench. If your cells suddenly lost the power to divide, how long would you survive? Unlike the last article, out after almost a 15 weeks break, this one was released only a bit more than week after that. tsunamis. In the absence of an Answer: NO!!!!! What took more energy, the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza or the Apollo Mission? On June 1, Democratic Texas Representative Sylvia Garcia introduced the Climate Change and Hurricane Correlation and Strategy Act, which would explicitly prohibit the president or any other federal agency official from using a nuclear bomb or other "strategic weapon" to alter weather patterns or addressing climate change. Don't take any chances. Okay, so it would be complicated, but surely if legitimate scientists have thought about nuking a hurricane, it must be worth it to at least try? First regular release. What would happen if you exploded a nuclear bomb in the eye of a hurricane? The basic idea goes like this-the Pentagon should bomb the eye of a tropical storm, thereby dispersing it and saving countless lives and millions of dollars. A fully developed hurricane can release heat energy at a rate of 5 to 20x1013 watts and converts less than 10% of the heat into the mechanical energy of the wind. Is there enough energy to move the entire current human population off-planet? Even the mightiest hurricane begins life as a much smaller storm. What would be the best way of getting the energy from one to the other? Now imagine the energy required to stop five or six a year, every year. What if a huge mountainDenali, sayhad the bottom inch of its base disappear? He served in the Philippines in 1946 and rode eight missions through typhoons inside . If everyone put little turbine generators on the downspouts of their houses and businesses, how much power would we generate? If you make the words pronounceable by always alternating vowels and consonants, the names would be about 24 letters long. No, but it does make some really cool patterns. It answers many important questions, including whether you could jump from a plane with a helium tank and inflate balloons fast enough to slow your fall and survive (yes) and whether you could hide from a supersonic windstorm in Finland (yes, but it won't help). (a 2000 VW Jetta TDI). The Sun. If they are radioactive, then they radiate energy. My boyfriend recently took a flight on a plane with wifi, and while he was up there, wistfully asked if I could send him a pizza. National Geographic says it was a meteorologist named Jack W. Reed who first pitched the idea of using nukes peacefully, by dropping them on hurricanes. What would happen if the Moon were replaced with an equivalently-massed black hole? This is potentially hazardous to some ships, but What if there was a robot apocalypse? As a mole is such a high number this would be tricky. August 26, 2019. But is this something humanity might actually try one day? However, Riechelderfer understood the gravity of the idea, saying they'd wait to start nuking storms "until we know what we're doing." Give the signmakers some credit. Nuking Hurricanes: The Surprising History of a Really Bad Idea On October 11, 1961, the head of the U.S. "A clean device would minimize lingering activity placed in the atmosphere," he wrote in his 1959 presentation. How big of a lawn would you have to have so that when you finished mowing you'd need to start over because the grass has grown? If you made a beach using grains the proportionate size of the stars in the Milky Way, what would that beach look like? First after 25 releases was there a two week Christmas break before article 26 was released on December 31, 2012. Explosion. This book can't stop most bullets; if you want to use it for armour, you may want a lot more than one copy. What English word has the most consecutive letters on the same key? goes with citing temperature records and other trivia actually naming a Jeopardy master. It turns out not only is that hard to help her appreciate this size, I am not at all able to explain all of the other difficulties you'd have to overcome. After that there were five more two weeks break, one three week break (before December 11, 2014) and two releases in a row (133-134 towards the end of this period of 136 articles), where the release dates where shifted so the two came out over three weeks' time with about 1.5 weeks between them. Presuming that it is sheltered in a regular atmosphere, in some giant dome or something. The nuclear explosion at the Marshall Islands-which irradiated . If we ever got desperate enough to try to nuke a hurricane and crossed our fingers that something unexpected would happen, we might be rather disappointed when that unexpected thing was a disaster we could never have predicted. The If it's possible, what would a lunar ("holar"?) What injuries would occur and what would the associated crimes be? How many bananas would you need to power a house? Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License, fall into Jupiter's atmosphere in a submarine, https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=what_if&oldid=304504. If you stripped away all the rules of car racing and had a contest which was simply to get a human being around a track 200 times as fast as possible, what strategy would win? Reed died in 2007. a wonderful account of the unraveling of that mystery. What path would you trace on the Earth? But after defeating the Nazis and inventing the atom bomb, scientists seemed to think anything was possible, including controlling the weather. The New START, signed by then-presidents Barack Obama and Dmitry Medvedev in 2010, limits each country to no more than 1,550 deployed nuclear warheads and 700 deployed missiles and bombers. Hurricane Screw-It-Let's-Just-Trash-Florida-Again comes from the east, starts to curve to the north, and then turns sharply to head straight for Florida and zigzag through it. That is a lot of energy. "The short answer is 'no,'" Hugh Willoughby, a professor and hurricane researcher at Florida International University and total buzzkill, told Florida Today. People, in other words, have spent a good deal of time coming up with ideas for stopping hurricanes. In Armageddon, a NASA guy comments that a plan to shoot a laser at the asteroid is like shooting a b.b. A normal person would not get buried. The Mariner 1 has traveled much farther than Voyager 1. The explosion at the bottom of the Mariana Trench will create a Since 2014, there's also a book of the blog. Unlike other sites which answer readers' questions, what if? . ' The destruction hurricanes leave in their wake is epic. You just might not be prepared for how big you will need to be dreaming. During a segment on climate change in the first presidential debate, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed that Republican President Donald Trump's plan for managing hurricanes once included dropping a nuclear weapon in one. Or looking straight up at the bolt? On average, not just in spring or fall. If the Hubble telescope were aimed at the Earth, how detailed would the images be? A blast this size in the Mariana Trench creates kilometer-high waves If you wanted to anchor an airplane into the ground so it wouldn't be able to take off, what would the rope have to be made out of? What If? But first worry about what caused the 500 MPH winds How long would it take for people to notice their weight gain if the mean radius of the world expanded by 1cm every second? But what about the edge of ultracentrifuges, or generator turbines that have been running for years, for example? the only thing to do would be to make a swimming pool. near future, and outlined the potential military uses and dangers of approach Iwo Jima as a radioactive whirlwind. Through the decades, theNational Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reports that researchers tried a laundry list of ways to stop hurricanes, including "seeding clouds with dry ice or silver iodide, reducing evaporation from the ocean surface with thin-layers of polymers, cooling the ocean with cryogenic material or icebergs, changing the radiational balance in the hurricane environment by absorption of sunlight with carbon black, flying jets clockwise in the eyewall to reverse the flow, exploding the hurricane apart with hydrogen bombs, and blowing the storm away from land with giant fans, etc.". Between the famine and the fires, most life on Earth is early, and expend most of their energy creating a narrow surf zone on Later he released a different countdown with comic 2636: What If? That's scientist talk for "We are so screwed." "He made it up. Instead,according to Popular Mechanics, he said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb on a hurricane far at sea." Why don't we nuke them? The reason for this you can read at the Editor FAQ . Then from August 2014 there came several two week breaks, one in August, one in September and two in November, the last lasting three weeks into December, and on top of that the normal two weeks Christmas break. Uranium: 76 000 000 What do we do with this?'". (In other words, how long could we chuck nukes at hurricanes until our nuclear arsenal ran out?). From here on standard release day was Wednesday. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Never use the Math markup language at the transcript. If so, how many golf balls would be required to reach the Moon? When completed, six small reactors to be built in Idaho could be powering homes in Southern Utah by 2030. What if you exploded a nuclear bomb (say, the Tsar Bomba) at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? The bill had no co-sponsors, never received a hearing and never became law. When (if ever) did the sun go down on the British empire? How much cornstarch can I rinse down the drain before unpleasant things start to happen? Reed wasn't worried about fallout. Using only pronounceable letter combinations, how long would names have to be to give each star in the universe a unique one word name? ", The elephant in the room here is that, according to a report by Axios (via GQ), while he was president of the United States and the man with his finger on the red button, Donald Trump asked why he couldn't just nuke a hurricane. The 'reality' and consequences of using multiple cars (that are not your own) to construct a trans-Atlantic highway. What would happen if I dug straight down, at a speed of 1 foot per second? Honestly, my main motivation is to baffle someone in the distant future, but it's an interesting scientific question: what would happen to my body in orbit over the course of years, decades or centuries? Could it navigate? We were both (luckily) amazed and surprised and I have often wondered what the odds are for something like that happening. Red successfully cuts off Blue and then dies shortly thereafter. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). How long of a fall would I need in order for the balloon to slow me enough that I could land safely? But beware of messing with the Texans. What about 1 foot? When they reached However, Trump called the site's story "ridiculous" in a tweet, adding, "I never said this. Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted. And mess they did. completely. We've had examples of it before. the continental shelf. So, you're falling from a height above the tallest building in your town, and you don't have a parachute. 195 years. Not much. If our Twitter timelines (tweets by the people we follow) actually extended off the screen in both directions, how tall would they be? Huge volumes of rock and water are blasted into space. How many fireflies would it take to match the brightness of the Sun? A CEO on the other hand, would be in trouble. It's the winds that need to be slowed down to stop a hurricane, and nukes would be laughably ineffective at it. [[An unlabeled map shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern Brazil. You can almost visualize his wide-eyed innocence, wanting to take two deadly forces and use them to destroy each other, to benefit mankind. What if we recreated the film "Armageddon," but instead of an asteroid, it was a massive storm; instead of Ben Affleck, it was just some guy; and instead of a nuclear bomb it was actually, no, it would still be a nuclear bomb. Just more FAKE NEWS!". It is the 2nd book published by Randall. What do we do with this?'" This new release is probably due to the upcoming release of the What If? If, on the other hand, you're being attacked by a coyote, it's higher top speed means you'll have only one chance to hit it. With less than 3 weeks between releases, releases seems to have become more regular in the beginning of 2017. Recumbent bicycles in aerodynamic shells can go almost 40m/s, and to reach 200m/s in one would require you to use 25 times the power output. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Is it possible for a spacecraft to control its reentry in such a way that it avoids the atmospheric compression and thus would not require the expensive (and relatively fragile) heat shield on the outside? This was announced on xkcd on January 31st when the comic 2575: What If? Join half a million readers enjoying Newsweek's free newsletters. What If We Nuked A Hurricane? In addition to the heat energy from the water, The world just has too many people. It turns out the ramp would need to be five miles high (8 km) to make this possible, and that would be at a speed slower than walking. Also, it would be many times the distance the Earth is from the Moon. Her kitchen had something called Bauhaus chairs, which are full of holes, approx 5-6 millimeters in diameter in both back and seat. I bike to class sometimes. What would happen if one tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a straw? what if? I use one of those old phones where you type with numbersfor example, to type "Y", you press 9 three times. There is no way to tell in advance which ones will develop." Hurricane Red and Hurricane Blue (which is a blue line) are playing a game of Tron, zipping in straight lines and right angles around Haiti, Jamaica, and Cuba. Or what if you were doing a backflip? This comic gives ludicrous and ironic upcoming hurricane paths on an unlabelled map of the Americas that shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern South America.Blue and red dotted lines indicate the future hurricane paths. It goes through three or four cycles of this collapse and expansion But the next one (#154) was indeed released only a bit more than week after the one with 15 weeks break, and then less than 3 weeks after followed yet an article on February 28 2017. What would happen if you tried to fly a normal Earth airplane above different Solar System bodies? Maybe a bigger nuke could stop a hurricane? According to the 1993 World Almanac, the entire human race used energy at a rate of 1013 watts in 1990, a rate less than 20% of the power of a hurricane.". I also understand that by doing this, Jupiter slowed down very slightly. has not stopped but the first comic in 2017 (#153, January 30, 2017) came almost 15 weeks after the last in 2016, more than three months between releases. Liquid gallium? I saw a sign at a hot springs tub saying "Caution: Water is hotter than average" with water at about 39C. Since then there was no new posts for almost four years. If you carry a penny in your coin tray, how long would it take for that penny to cost you more than a cent in extra gas? What if you were to somehow ignite the pollen that floats around in the air in spring? What would happen to the Earth if the Sun suddenly switched off? Other than being a really bad idea, what effect would it have? What about using a squirrel suit? Those storms don't even get names, so they can't be that big a deal. "People were astonished. The finger holes would collapse and then not much would happen. Regarding the question it could be done, but why did the guy asking the question whish to do such a horrible thing Randall ends up asking back. Evins scenario concerns neither. A bizarre 60-year-old idea to fight hurricanes using nuclear weapons resurfaced this week after Axios reported that President Trump raised the possibility with his national security advisors.. It's baffling and has made me automatically adjust heating times to over 2 minutes. I'm curious, though, what would happen if one person had all of the world's money? But that doesn't mean serious scientists haven't thought about the possibility. Second time with less than two weeks between release in 2017. petrified wood mixed with sand buried beneath the Louisiana and Texas Hurricanes emit a mind-boggling amount of energy. They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. More details.. There's a lot of numbers involved, so let's have the experts at NOAA explain it: "A fully developed hurricane can release heat energy at a rate of 5 to 201013 watts and converts less than 10% of the heat into the mechanical energy of the wind. firestorms. Would it flow once it's set up? . Second and longest break so far of two long breaks in a row, the 12th break in total. Evin's scenario concerns neither. What if you shined a flashlight (or a laser) into a sphere made of one-way mirror glass? Sanvu could whip up a spray containing fallout from the blast, and If you made an elevator that would go to space (like the one you mentioned in the billion-story building) and built a staircase up (assuming regulated air pressure) about how long would it take to climb to the top? Her 13-year-old friend would then drive the Ferrari around, while she sits in the chair enjoying uninterrupted views of the countryside. It might sound crazy (okay, it definitely sounds crazy), but this is something serious people have put a lot of thought into. For that matter, which war has the highest movie time:war time ratio? But scientists know they don't know everything and that is even scarier. Should the person survive, what would be the number of bouncy balls needed to kill them? It was almost a year ago that two comics had been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). Just under four years passed before a new What If. terrifying passage describing the detonation of a submerged gigaton mine Earth would be unaffected but the human race would be wiped out due to everyone trying to get home at the same time. it would split into many islands and the Netherlands will take over. But as the '50s turned to the '60s, more and more people began to realize the weapons contained inherent dangers and harms. The only three weeks break, the sixth break in total. asteroid hitting the Yucatanthe impact that killed most of the My son (5y) asked me today: If there were a kind of a fireman's pole from the Moon down to the Earth, how long would it take to slide all the way from the Moon to the Earth? "Look how much we're paying now to deal with the hurricanes," Biden said. Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire? I know that stirring does help to cool down the tea, but what if I were to stir it faster? What percentage of the Sun's heat (per day) does the population of Earth eat in calories per year? Possibly the Apollo Astronauts but they definitely weren't lonely. How much physical space does the internet take up? 53,000,000 megatons is approximately the energy of the Chicxulub impact. What would it be like to swim in it? detonated, and at 11 kilometers, the Mariana(s) Trench is the deepest I've long thought about putting a flamethrower on the front of a car to melt snow and ice before you drive across it. How much of the Earth's currently-existing water has ever been turned into a soft drink at some point in its history? Hurricanes are some of the scariest, deadliest, most costly weather events on Earth. Are scientists even working on inventing nuclear powered anti-hurricane fans? Hurricanes are tropical storms, the water they form over needs to be above 26C (79F) for them to work. I used to work on a fisheries crew where we would use an electro-fisher backpack to momentarily stun small fish (30 - 100 mm length) so we could scoop them up with nets to identify and measure them. How hard would a puck have to be shot to be able to knock the goalie himself backwards into the net? What height would humans reach if we kept growing through our whole development period (i.e. kg. happens near the surface, it can create some pretty big wavesunder some have been enough to strengthen it into a typhoon, much as the deep warm The first scenarios are pretty boring. briefly glows the magma of the mantle. Which has a greater gravitational pull on me: the Sun, or spiders? How long would the Sun last if a giant water hose were focused upon it? According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, who get asked this question a lot, this is a very bad idea. Of course, at that point, it might be easier to just leave Earth behind completely. you would not be warmed if you went to the surface. Slackers. GameStop Moderna Pfizer Johnson & Johnson AstraZeneca Walgreens Best Buy Novavax SpaceX Tesla. Since Death Valley is below sea level could we dig a hole to the ocean and fill it up with water? They're so huge, they're so powerful." I've often joked I'd like to have my remains put into orbit. From here on standard release day was again Tuesday. book on 12 March 2014 in the blag. Fast enough so you would need a speedometer in scientific notation. After effectively describing what would occur as a nuclear explosion, leveling the stadium and the surrounding mile radius, he concludes with the note "A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered 'hit by pitch', and would be eligible to advance to first base.". For many people, the fact that Donald Trump thought nuking hurricanes would be a good idea automatically means it must be insane. Well, sort of. How close could I stand to watch it? The sixth two weeks break, tenth break in total. 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